1. Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent until proven guilty!
2. Kissed one of your friends?
Innocent except on the cheek for this joke spin-the-bottle at a sleepover
3. Danced on a table in a bar?
4. Ever told a lie?
5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
INNOCENT HAHA I AM SUPERIOR TO YOUR PETTY "FEELINGS"
6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Does my mom count
7. Kissed a picture?
Innocent, why would I touch plastic with my lips I might get a disease
8. Slept in until 5 PM?
9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Innocent but able to give names
10. Held a snake?
11. Been suspended from school?
12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
13. Stolen something?
Innocent as far as I can remember?
14. Been fired from a job?
15. Done something you regret?
Guilty. Why is this a question exactly
16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
Guilty, I think it happened once?
17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
18. Kissed in the rain?
19. Sat on a roof top?
20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent, also what does 'shouldn't' even mean in this context
21. Sang in the shower?
Guilty, like, once
22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
INNOCENCE ALL THE WAY TO THE DEEP END AHAHAHA
23. Shaved your head?
Innocent, but I did make it really, really short one time! ...I need a haircut.
24. Slept naked?
25. Had a boxing membership?
26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Innocent: One of the many advantages to never having one
27. Been in a band?
No, though I'm in chorus class at school and I've been to those concerts!
28. Shot a gun?
Guilty in a shooting range
29. Donated Blood?
30. Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent. Wait is that a thing
31. Eaten cheesecake?
32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
33. Have/had a tattoo?
Guilty, those lil temporary ones
34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Innocent! HAHHAHAHAHAHA ROMANCE AMUSES ME
35. Been too honest?
36. Ruined a surprise?
Guilty of accidentally giving minor spoilers for stuff
37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
38. Erased someone in your friends list?
Innocent but what friends list are you talking about, there's like 5
39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
I refuse to call myself "guilty" here. I have no guilt. I am innocent of guilt. I wear "masculine" clothes everyday. Allow me to let you in on a little secret: nobody decent cares
40. Joined a pageant?
Innocent. I got this letter in the mail once like "hey kid you're eligible for this-" and me and my family got a good laugh out of that
41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Innocent but I was told once that my face will be pretty when I'm an adult, like I have that kind of face? Ok then
42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
INNOCENT, NO EX, NONE CAN STOP ME NOW
43. Cheated on someone?
Pffft innocent who is there to cheat on?
44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent. I'm underage and I wouldn't get drunk in any case anyway!
45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
48. Thought about suicide?
49. Thought about murder?
50. How about Mass Murder?
Why is it capitalized, is it a video game?
51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Does someone I don't know but my parents do know count?
52. Stalked someone?
53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend
Innocent HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM INVINCIBLE